Okay, So I'm walking in the park like I do almost everyday. And this uncle, I'd be better to call him Nana jee (Grandfather) passes me on the walking track and smiles at me. Making me wonder if I know him, is he some random neighbour of mine that I dont remember. Or could be my friends Nana/Uncle/Father. Anyways so on the next round when I pass him again I ignore him. Third time he stops and starts talking to me. here is how the conversation goes :
Freaky Budha (Old guy) : Why you not smile?
Yours truely : Excuse me?
Freaky Budha (Old guy) : why (pause) you (pause) not (pause) smile ?
Yours truely : Umm. 'Cause I don't think I know you.
Freaky Budha (Old guy) : So I have been watching you here from past few months. So u like walking. So why you not jog?
Yours truely : eh....um....(at this point i slowly start backing away)
Freaky Budha (Old guy) : (looks me up and down) You look good. Why walking? and so why you walk alone?
Yours truely : en.... (and I'm walking away...)
Freaky Budha (Old guy) : (calling after me...) You should listen to music while walking. You should also move your arms... it gives you good thrust!